Category: Let's talk
Yes people, the title says it all. We have posts for hottest voices, who you'd like to bang, and everything else and it's mother. Now, let's see who you all think is the zone's biggest perv! who's that one zoner that's always lookin' for a boner from any girl he can get? I think that some at least, will have fun with this topic. I'll post my list after this topic has gotten off the ground.
he? what about the chicks?
there are chicks on here who are also perves?
this'll beinteresting.
From what I've heard from several guys on here, Julia (cousin cap) is one chick who is a perv.
As for the guys: Lutherk and fsu123 sprung to mind immediately.
Hmmmm. For me, just because a guy seeks a "boner" from anyone who lives and breathes doesn't automatically make him a perv. A manWhore? Sure! And, of course, there're the ones who go about fulfilling the boner missions in some very questionable ways, to say the least, so those will be considered here.
SingleAndUnintellectual: I don't really know if he qualifies, and that's only because you listed "girl" in the boner criteria. Shit: from all his blathering, he'd be most at home either in a room full of sinks or seated in front of an array of Alka Seltzer tablets and a ten-gallon pitcher of water. Bottom line: if it gurgles, snaps, crackles, or even remotely looks like it'd be a prime candidate to create the next man-made canyon if it fell, then it's the thing for this lowlife.
FSU123: I'd say he'd be a danger to your children (especially your youngest ones), but they wouldn't have the hips to carry him or the voices to say all those sweet, motherly things any kind of half-breed searching exclusively for fat girls either nineteen or twenty-one so desperately needs. So, may your next KFC trip be nipped in the bud by the mere prospect of his name in your inbox.
baseball: What's left to say about a forty-something who still lives with Mommy in the deep south, finds every aspect of the human thigh utterly arousing, and is the leading pioneer in the pretzelized human movement. (At least we know the first things he'd use stem sell research to develop, I suppose.) Fortunately, this virus is easy to remove: "My shorts are knee-length, I've been through puberty already, no! I will not lick your or my thigh during sex..." and so many more. Insert your own response for your own situation.
Oh, and the manWhores? Just because it's off topic: Both cams. If you need me to explain that one, you either haven't been on here long enough, don't pay attention to any sort of zone goings-on (which you should immediately be commended for, btw), or you're their latest fling.
LOL Jim. Bravo!
Note: I agree with Jim that there's a difference between pervish and promiscuous/whoreish, but I'm putting them all in the same category anyway. Also, I by no means dislike all these people, I just think they deserve to be mentioned here.
Males: FSU123, lutherk, BlackBird, Single&Available, Thom3of5, baseball, Em, both Shark Cam and guitargod1 Cam, and Jared, simply because he wants to fuck the eye sockets of the general population.
Females: lonestar, EssenceOfFaith, and this board just wouldn't be complete without .. QueenLionessLiz.
I'll get back to you if I think of more. My list of females is a bit short.
Right after my first post, I'm back with another. Yay.
Males: The Fox (if you don't think he's creepy, I think you're creepy), Anthony, Aaron (the cutest gay man ever, but definitely a whore), Eagle (I think he's changed his name, but not sure), Sudzy (listen to his audio profile, he sounds like he's thinking of molesting your children), TheLordYourGod (another one who sounds like he's either going to molest your children or look in your window), Flying Phoenix, USS. James, and I'm sure I had more, but again I've forgotten them.
Females: Brandi H (I think that's her name now), Cousin Cap, and again, I'll have to think about the girls and get back to you.
Single and available
welshgeordie, he's aperve...
Jrimer, l lutherk and fsu123 do it for me...
well, don't take that literally...i meant they're the biggest perves...
*runs away*
an unfortunate form of words galilayo? I think so *smile*
Males: FSU123, lutherk, single and available, BlackBird, Thom3of5, shark, guitargod1.
females: Cousin Cap, Essence of FAith, Angel of beauty, hisenthusiasticlova, and I can't think of anymore..
And Chelsea, I am not a pervert, lol, and definitely not a whore, cries.
okay, first of all, I am not! a pervert or a hore. You don't kno me, and you've never even had a conversation with me to find out anything about me, and don't give me the "but I kno what I read on the boards" crap! either. Second, Shark, Em and the fox aren't perves either. I don't give a fuck what sick twisted thing you pack of gossips make of that either. now, to the perves.
lutherk, Sudzy, Flying Feenix, Guitargod1, Big balla, frosted flakes, and if I think of anymore I'll post them.
Ahaha, I love you, Jessica! :D
And Liz, if you don't want people to jump to conclusions about you, perhaps you should be a bit more careful what you make public knowledge and what you keep to yourself. All I'm sayin'. And we all have our own ideas of what makes a perv, so. Let the inevitable off-topic bitch fighting begin ...
ok, since we are putting them all in one cattagorry.
guys Kyle, Cam, Camron, Goldfinggas,Fsu, Lutherc, Big Balla, Jared, Eagle, Alan can be, Baseball and blackbird. I'm sure there are more.
ladies
Meka, Jess lonestar (not a whore but well remembers certain convos on vt), Lioness Liz, and there are a few more, but I'm brain dead at moment.
Yes, definitely Lutherk and FSU123.
lutherk, fsu123 and Kev (face it; he's just as bad. he's over 30 and only crawls to anyone half his age; just as ferral really as the first two).
as for girls, only one who's name I won't mention cos I will show some respect.)
why is it respectful not to name girls but ok to name guys?
damn, what've I started here? What was once a topic dedicated specifically for the pervs among of us has stretched far beyond that spectrum. lol. Anyway, the females: Lonestar, EssenceOfFaith, QLL, and Candice. As for the pervs: Julia is the only one who comes to mind.
okay, what have I posted lately, ha? Lately as in the last 2 months. nothing! that's what. you people just take what I say, and twist it in to some gossip, wich is nowhere near the truth, but you really don't give a fuck who you hurt with all your slandering do you? It's childish and perthetic! and I don't even have to post anything around here anyway. I can't even talk to someone without "oh Liz's going out with" wich ever guy it is I'm talking to at the time. In the real world, I have more male friends, and now I kno why. I can't help that I prefer male company over female company. so you know what? if that makes me a hore, then so be it. I'm done with trying to defend myself to you people. Think what you like, I'm so over all this bullshit.
I'm not naming names here, but I'd like to point out that a whore and a slut are not the same thing. Whores get paid, and sluts give it away. As far as I know, there are no actual whores on the zone. As for sluts, I think most people know who I think the sluts are.
But as for pervs, which is what this topic is about, I think I've already named the main ones that I know of, and a few others have been named on here so I won't bother naming them too.
nothing to do with gender loui, I just talk to this girl a bit compared to the other sleezy guys I mentioned who I couldn't give a hoot nabout
Erm, Jim. I'm hurt you would think I'm well whorish or whatever, lol. I would have been better if you said I was a perv, lol.
Nah, sall good, people think what they want regardless.
I love you too, Chelsea despite your accusations, lol.
OK, since a lot of people have already made up their lists, I guess, that it's finally time for me, to write out my own list. Note, as with other users, just cause I think you're a perv, doesn't mean that I dislike you.
Males: Blackbird, single and not happening, Baseball, Lutherk, FSU123, Guitargod1, shark, and that one guy whose username use to be heavenswrath, but I forgot what it is now.
Females: Julia, you come right to the top of the list, Lonestar, Queen Lioness Liz (no matter what you say, you're a perv).
That's all I can think of for now, gentle beings. If I can think of anymore, I'll be sure to post them right in.
Lutherk, FSU123, Matt HeavensWrath, SingleAndAllwaysGoingToBeThatWay, Julia. Tis all for me.
I don't think I am a perv Miss Jane, but nice to know i've been listed somewhere.... haahahahah
oh, I also forgot to add anthony into my perv list, cause he's definitely a perv, and EscenceUvFaith
honestly not sure where Julia fits in. I've never seen any convos from her revealing anything.
ather and jared
Pervs, you say? Deffenately flying Phionex, Kcirehs, Both cams, shark especially, Tremaine, Julia, Julio the blindman, Bill, *smirk* Jared, JH_radio, Aaron, Blackbird and thats it.
Um, lutherk, fsu123, and... hmm, who else shall I call womanly offender who likes big hips and a round ass and big boobs... nope, fsu and lutherk are all of them for me.... Yep, that is all of them.
well, I have a question and a comment.
Is being a perv a bad thing?
Also, for people like jessica, for example, who dated me to be calling me perv is kinda back stabbish isn't it? I mean, it was fun at the time right?
Ok, back to the real world I go, where I've been having a lot more fun lately!
I find it interesting that when I think of the word perv, I immediately view it with negative connotations. I see a perv as someone who is a lecher without caring about the well-being or feelings of others. LutherK, FSU123, and anyone else offended by that statement, I am talking about you.
If we are talking about people who are oozing sex appeal and are good at doing so, then I would like to name my little list. Wonky Donky because he has such a great voice. Pipi because she is my girl and one day we are going to have E-babies. Chelsea, who is my other girl whom I will have a harem with, so watch out.
I don't know how my name got on here, but I think I am smiling. I don't really consider myself to be a perv. I don't mind being called a slut because I don't see a problem about giving it away for free. I think that the word slut has such a bad connotation as well but I also know that it is a hot word too, especially if the right man is calling you one.
I am an erotic person who loves to talk about sex. I also love to read and write about it.
So I think I'd classify myself as more of a slut than a perv! Oooh, how's that for stereotyping! *laughs*
Honestly, every other person that I would have named has already been mentioned.
Queen Lioness Liz, you are the first to take a topic to heart and get pissy while being the first to call other topics stupid. I doubt that anyone meant to hurt anyone's feelings...well I take that back, because if I can make the LutherK's and FSU123's of the world take a long walk off a short pier than I have done a community service and feel damn good.
In other words, don't take people on here so seriously and if this topic disturbs and pisses you off so much, by all means, don't write on it.
Happy perving.
Meka
Awww, my name's made it on to this board at last. Yay me. And from my most Mekalicious Mekamorsel, at that. So, if Pipi's your other girl and you're gonna have e-children with her, can she be part of the harem? Also, about Matt, I do most wholeheartedly agree. And I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't mind being called a slut by the right person in the right situation. Mmm.
And Cam, regarding your comments about people who've dated you in the past calling you a perv in the present: Maybe they had a change of heart, saw the light, got wise, et cetera? Just sayin'.
Ooooh, thank you Chelsea, darling.
Trust me I have fun in the real world too especially lately. Yay Chili's margaritas and steak, lol.
Oh and btw, Meka, cute.
even though my lesbian lover is a perv she is in a good way, I love my Tremmy
Amen!!!!!
Meeka!!!!
The more erotic the better!!!!
yeah meeka. good on you.
Lutherk is th only one I can think of right now.
I don't give a damn what any of you say. Eagle is not a pervert. I'm not saying anymore, because I know everyone is going to argue. Just felt like expressing myself. If you think I'm wrong, then that's you. But I'll stand by what I said. The guy's a good friend of mine, and I don't want anyone disrespecting him.
Dam! I didn't get listed... *note to self, try harder* :P
oo, yes, we all forgot about mister squishy pants himself.
eagle.
dawson, do i even wanna know why they call him that???
Probably not but I must admit to being curious myself.
I agree with you treky4. I don't even know how he got my msn. He's nice, but he asks personal questions.
as for eagle... Well whether it is disrespect or just a comment he does show signs of pervertedness. When you openly admit to everyone you talk to that you have an ubsession with wind pants and hearing girls walk around in them because it turns you on, and when you ask women if you can feel their bodies when they are pregnant. As much as I talk to eagle they are kind of perverted things. And hell I made it on this list so I won't clame any innocence, accept I made it on here as a slutt. I'd like to clame myself as an internet slutt in recovery who hasn't had syber sex with anyone but her man for a year. :P
Oh wow how did I make it on here. LOL Interesting... Hmm males: FSU123 (How many times has he asked me how to get a girl?), SingleAndHopeless, (scratch that, he's beyond hopeless). Feamales: can't think of any....
John
lmfao, I forgot about Mr. Squishy Johnjohn, It was a joke.
Ah kay kirkir, all good. Oh yeah I remember who else in the males is a perv. Lucerk.
A good example of a female perv is pippy. I think she's a perv because she was asking me some of the stupidest questions on zone by phone. Cousin cap can be a perv sometimes. But others, she's nice. She asked me if I had asperger's syndrom which is a type of autism. I've been good friends with some of the guys on the zone.
um... lol i finally made it here and all i had to do is ask how you could claim you respect people and yet go out in public without showering and questions along those lines? that's great. i'm amused. thank you katie.
funny that i asked many many other questions of many other people and they didn't put me here.
but also in talking i guess we all have our own definitions of perverted. but this is a new one to me. lol just lol
Well, I just met this other pervert who's user name is voldimort. He's a perve because of his criticising comments about me on the boards, his bad attitude, and some name calling. I found out that his account has been disabled, thank goodness! My friend treky4 agrees with me on this. If this guy comes back and he keeps this smart mouth up, , it's a trip to the ignore list for sure!
something tells me you don't know the meaning of the word pervert so well
and, if he is a pervert because he criticized you on the boards, then many of us should be waiting to be mentioned on this list. i've talked with him and for what i have seen, he has nothing to do with a pervert
There's a million definitions for pervert on dictionary.com and nun of them have to do with name calling and stupid questions. Hmm...why are there so many?
Wel, I didn't know the definitions.
lmao! you think that just cause someone calls you names that they're a pervert? Something tells me that maturity isn't your strong point. Lory is right, if that is what pervert is defined as, then put all the zone up here, cause unless your under a rock or have lived in a cave for your whole life, you've name called someone at some stage in your life. now, use your brain and think before you answer, but is name calling the same as being a pervert? Next time you go to post on this topic, look the word up first.
Thank you, Liz.
Well, this guy being rude and talking about me on the boards, may not be perverted, but he is a jurk! I've found some wonderful people on this site.
oh so someone is talking about you on the boards? Can someone bring out the violins for this girl please? Get over it! in case you haven't noticed, everyone around here gets talked about at some point. If it sounds like I have no simpithy for you, your right, I don't. It's a part of what happens around here,. you either get talked about, or ignored completely, and if you give someone something to talk about then you deserve it.
smiles, no comment, hahahaha.
someone talked about her on the boards? look around and see some topics, half the zone probably talked about her at some point. she's quite popular. just stating a fact...
and this makes us all a bunch of perverts...
Honestly, not all the members on the zone are perverts. Just a select few. There are quite a few people who don't talk about me. The site isn't to blame.
1.
to affect with perversion.
2.
to lead astray morally.
3.
to turn away from the right course.
4.
to lead into mental error or false judgment.
5.
to turn to an improper use; misapply.
6.
to misconstrue or misinterpret, esp. deliberately; distort: to pervert someone's statement.
7.
to bring to a less excellent state; vitiate; debase.
8.
Pathology. to change to what is unnatural or abnormal.
9.
to convert or persuade to a religious belief regarded as false or wrong.
–noun
10.
a person who practices sexual perversion.
11.
Pathology. a person affected with perversion.
12.
a person who has been perverted, esp. to a religious belief regarded as erroneous.
[Origin: 1300–50; (v.) ME perverten < L pervertere to overturn, subvert, equiv. to per-
per-
+ vertere to turn; (n.) n. use of obs. pervert perverted]
I have a feeling that when Maddog started this topic, he was talking about sexual perverts. I think that is what 90% of people think of when they hear the word pervert. Of course, there are people like download87 who apparently think that perverts are people who talk about other people. That would be a gossip in my mind, but apparently in hers it is a pervert.
I second that last post.
Candy, you said:10.
a person who practices sexual perversion.
If you practice enough, do you become a provert?
i nominate sutty_p! man what a perve! hahaha!
Tom3of5, you're right. I left the amateur ranks long ago. We Proverts have our own membership cards we keep in our trenchcoats.
agreed with post 56.
lets see. i only know of 2 pervs on here. lutherk for sure, and big balla. he thinks that it is ok to cyber or have phone sex with a married woman as long as the woman is sexy. so he is on my shit list forever. he is an ass. and as far as fsu123 being a perv, i really havent had any trouble with him. when he sends me pqn's, he just says hello and asks me how i am doing.
The only person that I would call a pervert would be Lutherk, surprise surprise.
Come on pacie Witter/pismo surfer chick has to be on this list now.
u know what rbm? u r exactly right. that pismo surfer chick wana be totally slipped my mind. lol.
Sad, face.
And there I thought that I was also going to be mentioned. LOL.
Oh, at least I know who's very special partner in naughtiness I am.
hahahaha, damn, and you know I just had to reply to the post before mine!
yes, yes, yes, my partner in naughtyness, you are a perv, definitely, when it comes to me, and only me! lol, but then again, I must mention myself, too! lol oooooo, babe, I'm a perv when it comes to you! mmmmm, been thinking of you all the time, oooo, maybe I should put you on person watch, too! lol 4, 9, 8! and, and, and, babe, you know you love this perv!
lol
Hmmm. Can I add myself?
My list then: me, myself and I.
Matt
Matt, I don't think you're a perv.
Oh, I am, believe me! LOL! I'm just not as obvious about it as some! Hahahaha!
oh, come on, everyone's a perv in their own way! lol, they either do perverted things, or have perverted thoughts! lol, when you fantasize about things...don't tell me that it isn't to the extreme? You would be lying! lol
wow. This board ahs gotten very amusing.
kia's a pervert for sure, always telling me her perverted thaughts and what she wishes she could do to me, lol so weird! lol jk love you kia
but kia is rite, we're all pretty perverted to some extent, some people are just more open about it i guess lol..
ooooooooooooo, janelle! damn right I do, but you know you love it! lol, and you tell me your perverted thoughts concerning me, too! lol, mmmmmmmmmm, lol lol lol, me loves you too, girl! lol
well if i was one, who would want to see their name on a list that isn't that good
Omfg!! Lutherk hardcore! That guy really needs help. Far out, there are really some sick fuckers out there. *sigh* Some people just hav no idea. And, as for chicks/guys, or, basicly just a comment in jeneral, if ya don't wanna be called a perv/slut/whore or what ever, don't give people reasons to. It's that simpul. There's no point bitching/complaining if you caused it your self ffs.
lutherk is the biggest perv that i have ever seen. he is desperate. oh wait... there is a guy on here who used to go by single and available. perv perv perv perv. he now goes by mygodchosenbrideandiforlikefinally or something like that. read his profile and you will know y i call this dude a perv. not only is he a perv, he is an ass hole to women! i have run into him when tell me had the announcements and the extensions thing going on. i was completely disgusted with his views on women and sex.
a perv that comes to mind is luther. he asks all kinds of weird questions. i can be a perv at times, i just don't make it so obvious to the whole zone.
I seen nasty perves on here. I ignore anyone that doesn't seems right. That's HOW IT IS!
Lutherk, FSU123, and some others that aren't necessarily pervs, but are definitely creepy. Deadhead comes to my mind because the first time i got on ZBP, he said "Be careful of some of these men around here." I thought, "Who? You?" Lol
PS. and whoever said Aaron or Kev were pervs needs to be kicked in the teeth.
Wow, what an interesting board. I'm definitely a perv. I kept waiting for someone to add me to the list, but noone has, so I finally added myself. (Actually, I just found this board today.)
Lol, is that why your board title is "leader or master pervs annonymous?" Anyway, totally agree about Lutherk, he's the only one I ever had trouble with on here though.
You have to prove that you're a perv if you want to be added. Come on to every female and don't stop even when they ask you to stop. If at least half the female population of the zone puts you on ignore, then you are definitely a perv.
My what an interesting thread.
Very new here, will say hi elsewhere, but I could not help noting that
the king perv was the first one to write to me lol.
Odd questions perhaps, but is not one soul's perv another's normal?
Becky. I'll do even better than that. Not only will I come on to the ladies, but to the guys as well. Hey, I like variety. What can I say? LOL. Any small farm animals on here? Hit me up! hahaha.